guess who has to go to a mandatory meeting with the RHD on the first day of school before any of her classes to talk about policy violations that occurred at a party that her moronic suitemates held
my name isn’t either
ergo: you are drax the destroyer
"you were named after the bravest man i ever knew, harry potter, jr."
i was trying to share a coke with drax the destroyer but that name was not in the database so okay
i achieved like most of my goals for the day and also pretended to socialize a little bit?