we've been waiting but we're next in line

Amanda. Twenty. she/her.

i completely forgot that friday was my last (ever?) payday from ki but it was and i got my super small paycheck but it was actually pretty decent money so i guess i’m like officially totally done with y’all for the year/possibly forever FARE THEE WELL CITIZENS




How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

school starts tomorrow and that means i can’t just watch netflix from sun up to sun down and that makes me sad


"Catholic schools give you a better education!" I was literally told dinosaurs were made up by scientists to lure me away from god


All mutuals and/or followers generally interested in my life!

I’m going to be stopping all tumblr activity during the school year to try to improve my grades, but I’ll still be on pretty much every other social media site because tumblr is my only time suck. If you are a follower and you still wanna like, get updates on my life, feel free to message me with whatever site you want and i’ll get back to you.

<gonna be hard to do that if you don’t actually give me your account info to lock you out, darlin>

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